25 Signs You're a Basic Beauty B*tch

Updated on Sep 14, 2015 at 6:00 AM

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Just because you don't wear Uggs or have an apple-picking date planned doesn't mean you're off the hook. You may be a Basic Beauty B*tch — and not even know it yet! For those who haven't been paying attention to the recently coined phrase that's winning the Internet right now, a Basic B*tch is defined as an extra-regular female. And just like there are subcultures of people, there are divisions within the Basic B*tch community — one of them being the Basic Beauty B*tch. Not sure if you're guilty? Read on (at your own risk!) to discover 25 signs that make you an average Jane. Source: Giphy

You Live For Pumpkin Spice #Everything

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Your Apartment Always Smells Like Cupcakes

The hoax is up! He knows you got those red velvet treats from a box, and the "baking scent" in your kitchen is from those frosting-scented candles.

You Take Bubble Baths!

That smell like cupcakes.

Lauren Conrad Is Your God

Her entire wedding album is pinned to your "secret board."

#ManicureMonday Isn't Just a Day . . .

. . . It's a religion.

Your Self-Tanning Mantra Is "Endless Summer"

You put the "T" in GTL. But like a beauty smarty, it comes from a bottle not the sun.

You Slather Your Skin in Scented Lotion

Made by Victoria's Secret.

Often, That Scented Lotion Has Body Glitter

And it's also from Victoria's Secret.

You Love Lip Gloss

It's usually pink. And smells like cupcakes. And from Victoria's Secret.

You're Dressing as Elsa From Frozen For Halloween

You can wear braids and be a Disney princess!

You're Not Sure How You Existed Before Drybar

It wasn't pretty.

You're Obsessed With Dry Shampoo

Who even showers anymore? That's what Drybar appointments are for.

Your Signature Fragrance Is Chanel No. 5.

You often wake up and think, WWMD (What Would Marilyn Do)?

But You Secretly Own the One Direction Perfume

And you actually wear it.

You Want to Be Kate Middleton When You Grow Up

Pretty, pretty princess!

And Get Engaged So You Can Take an Instagram Hand Selfie

That's what all of the #ManicureMonday practice is for.

You're Never Fully Dressed Without Mascara

Even before SoulCycle. Even though you leave the class looking like Lauren Conrad after a sad sushi dinner with Jason.

You Have Ombré Hair

It's trendy!

But You Wish You Could Go Lavender Like Nicole

But that's not #basic.

You Have a Butterfly Tattoo

Of course you do!

You Go to Bed by 10 p.m.

It's called getting your basic beauty b*tch sleep.

You Keep Up With the Kardashians

Kim and Kendall are, like, really, really pretty, OK?

You Live For Bachelorette Parties in Vegas.

So you can wear cupcake-scented body glitter. Duh.

You're Obsessed With Mason Jars

Especially ones with cupcakes in them. Cake jars = #brilliant!

You're a Carrie.

And even though that Tinder didn't ask you for weekend plans by Wednesday, he's still your Mr. Big.

It's OK: We Still Love You

(We're probably basic b*tches, too.)