24 Zoolander Quotes You're Still Using Every Day
Zoolander is so hot right now, with Zoolander 2 now in theaters. The new film has an all-star cast, and we're becoming so nostalgic for the original movie. In honor of the sequel, we're revisiting the reasons we love it, and at the top of our list has to be all of its quotable lines. Here are the Zoolander quotes we're still using all the time — and when you can use them, too.
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When No One Is Listening to You
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When You Need a Starbucks Run
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When Someone Tells a Dumb Story
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When Someone Is Trying to Get Crazy With You
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When Anyone Says the Word "Bulimic"
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When Something Is Tiny
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When "Excuse Me" Isn't Good Enough
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When You Have a Cough
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When There's Some Hot New Person on the Scene
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When You Need a Great Insult
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When You Need a Great Comeback
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When It's a Walk-Off
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When Someone Doesn't Know the Correct Terminology For a Male Mermaid
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When Billy Zane Is on Hand, Giving Great Advice
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When They're Break-Dance Fighting!
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When You're Questioning Your Memory
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When You're Looking in the Mirror
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When Someone Doubts Your Intelligence
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When You Don't Get Someone's Joke
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When You Need to Yell at Someone
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When You Need to Shut Someone Down
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When You Need the Right Words to Describe Water
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When Something Blows Your Mind
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