26 Absolutely Perfect Responses to Texts From Exes
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Text from your ex: "Send nudes."
Your response: *photo of nude lipstick.*
There's only one way to deal with incredibly annoying exes' text messages, and that's with a big fat burn and a heavy dose of sass. One Instagram account, Texts From Your Ex, has become the go-to place for hilarious and horrifying texts from real-life exes, and it's pure gold. In fact, it's so good that it's a book!
Ahead, check out 26 texts that are way too real for anyone going through a breakup or anyone who needs a really, really good laugh.
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Next, please.
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Yeah maybe later.
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Yep, sure have!
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See you there.
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Sorry for your loss.
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Sorry, who?
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Have a great day! :)
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Glad that's settled.
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Maybe you should try asking me again later!
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Serious Q.
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That's literally all I've ever wanted.
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Aww, so sweet!
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I would rather die.
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And scream.
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Yeah just a little.
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No words needed.
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It's this trendy new diet!
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Tell me something I don't know.
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Have a fun trip!
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