12 People Who Had a Way Worse New Year's Eve Than You Ever Will
John Oliver might have said it best when he described why New Year's Eve is the worst holiday . . . so many high expectations, and it's nearly always a disappointment. These 11 people know what he's talking about thanks to past celebrations gone oh so wrong. So no matter what your plans are this year, feel better by knowing they probably can't get any worse than this.
1. The guy whose New Year's Eve shot looks like this.
My New Years shot. Cant wait for midnight so i can drink it and pass the hell out. Cheers to being sick! (Again) #worstnewyearsever
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2. The girl whose mom needs to find a new birthday, stat.
on the one night your expected to go out, it's your moms birthday and you have to be with her all day #newyearsevefail
— kristen stewart (@sooooitskristen) December 31, 2011
3. The dude with a smokin' midnight kiss.
Got my Midnight kiss all lined up #NewYearsFail
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4. The girl who tried really hard but then said, "Eff it."
ehh close enough #newyearsevefail #cottoncandy #champagne #Pinterest
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5. Hilary, who really should have just walked.
Literally could not get a cab last night. #NewYearsFail @VolhawkBen @thelasara pic.twitter.com/IliyNcoH
— Hilary Cox (@hilcox18) January 1, 2013
6. Dare, who had it worse than Hilary.
Looks like someone else caught my @uber last night and I got charged for it plus I had to catch a cab. #newyearfail pic.twitter.com/8J0BpUuWAR
— Dare Obasanjo (@Carnage4Life) January 1, 2014
7. This smarty pants.
#HappyNewYear #NewYearsFail #fail #fireworks https://t.co/kaOmiBtSQF
— Chris (@toph_mills) January 2, 2015
8. Jo, who forgot science.
Word of advice, don't put a bottle of champagne in the freezer to cool. You will forget and it will explode #newyearsfail #fizz #explosion
— Jo Tutchener Sharp (@BeautySeenJo) January 1, 2014
9. This person, who didn't listen to Jo's advice.
10. Ashley, who was probably more drunk than she realizes.
Just remembered I fell into the toilet twice last night because someone didn't put the seat down. #newyearsevefail
— Ashley Hood (@ashley_hood) January 2, 2012
11. This girl, who better be ready for some awkward convos.
That's awkward #newyearsfail #whatshisnameagain @kyraemily @dawnexox
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12. This girl, who will forever hate jalapeño poppers.
Welp, going out with a bang. I decided to make jalapeño poppers and touched my face. Then I began panicking, stripped off all my jalapeño infested clothes, found some of my roommates milk (it was expired and I'm lactose intolerant) and began pouring it on my face. It didn't feel better so I grabbed cream cheese (from the poppers) and desperately smeared it everywhere. But hey it's doing better now. Its kinda like symbolism for my year. #2014 #neveragain
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