The Weirdest Sh*t You Can Buy to Support Presidential Hopefuls

If your pooch has particularly political inclinations, be sure to dress him in this Hillary Clinton dog hoodie ($35).

"We need a president who can see clearly, so why not start with one that knows vision and sight better than any other candidate," reads Rand Paul's site description of this eye chart ($20).

Rand Paul didn't write the Constitution, but he'll be damned if he won't sell you a signed one for $1,000.

For your daily dose of inspiration, just tack this Hillary poster ($20) above your bed.

If you worry about the government watching you watch Netflix, invest in Rand Paul's state-of-the-art spy cam blocker ($15).

If you think Hillary Clinton rocks, show it off by drinking your whiskey on the rocks in these branded glasses ($25 for four).

Also known as freedom paddles, these Rand on a Stick doodads will only cost you $35 for 12.

Your headphones will look way cooler with "conservative" written along the band ($20 for three).

What better way to discuss politics than with a politically koozied ($25 for six) beer in hand?

For a mere $35, you can gift your friends with a life-size Rand Paul birthday card.

Your couch will look so much better with this large, Rand-emblazoned throw blanket ($75) on top.

Little kids love coloring pictures of political ideas, right? Get them Ted Cruz's coloring book ($5) . . . it's what they really want.

I mean, look at those fun illustrations!

Your toes can be cozy and politically inclined while decked out in Rand socks ($15).

Never answer a call without showing off your political views thanks to this Jeb 2016 phone case ($13).

Rest your feet on these Rand Paul car mats ($70 each) while you listen to talk radio on your morning drive.